“Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That’s me: I’m not that.” -Will Grayson, Will Grayson

 

umfag:

3loco:

bourbonandclove:

That is not a record - that is a cross-section of a fucking tree. And it sounds like this.

I feel like crying


I love this so much.

umfag:

3loco:

bourbonandclove:

That is not a record - that is a cross-section of a fucking tree. And it sounds like this.

I feel like crying

I love this so much.

Draw a monster. Why is it a monster?

Daughter by Janice Lee

I think about this quote a lot.    (via un-erwidert)

(Source: misterracoon)

smuttybandsimagines:

I LOST MY PHONE AT SCHOOL AND THE COP WANTED TO MAKE SURE THIS ONE WAS MINE SO HE ASKED WHAT THE LOCK SCREEN WAS I HAD TO TELL HIM THIS AND EXPLAIN THAT THE PASSCODE SPELLED FUCK. IT WAS EMBARRASSING.

smuttybandsimagines:

I LOST MY PHONE AT SCHOOL AND THE COP WANTED TO MAKE SURE THIS ONE WAS MINE SO HE ASKED WHAT THE LOCK SCREEN WAS I HAD TO TELL HIM THIS AND EXPLAIN THAT THE PASSCODE SPELLED FUCK. IT WAS EMBARRASSING.

hippievanss:

found this old piano in the bushes last spring, hiking around an island. it’s been there for so long the tree is growing into it & it makes me wonder who used to play it and why it’s outside

hippievanss:

found this old piano in the bushes last spring, hiking around an island. it’s been there for so long the tree is growing into it & it makes me wonder who used to play it and why it’s outside

chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent

miss-bambi-tails:

tanukigalpa:

rosalarian:

I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.

ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle

IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE

miss-bambi-tails:

tanukigalpa:

rosalarian:

I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.

ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle

IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE

(Source: dpaf)